Welcome to a Website!
My name's Clove!
I mean, I'm not Clove. I'm a website. Clover Jean Gardener is a writing generalist based out of Portland, Oregon. They've written a variety of fiction and non-fiction work for the stage and page since around 2015.
Clove has worked in the past as a copywriter, ghostwriter, freelance arts columnist, playwright and director. In their free time they enjoy such wholesome hobbies as baking, doodling, and amateur necromancy - though so far they can only give sentience to websites.
it's fine, though. i feel fine about it.
Development Timeline of the Clover
Clove, Pre-Alpha
Early concepts of Clove were admittedly sub-par. The endoskeletal structure was inefficient and the ability to control bowl movements was lacking. But the initial working concept of Clove already managed to achieve two long-term goals: a general look of haunted befuddlement, and mild pyrokinesis.
Clove MK I
The initial Alpha of Clove showed remarkable improvement in cognitive ability. Their amount of bones reached a satisfactory range. Despite no longer being able to manifest fire with their mind, they managed to find tools that did the same thing about as efficiently.
Clove MK II (Current Model)
The current model of Clove has maintained a reasonable amount of bones. Their internal level of psychological angst has become essentially regulated - thanks, in part, to a new fuel source of mainly apples and sparkling water. This era of Clove has now reached untold capacities of being able to Imagine a Horse That's Having A Great Day.
Looking Forward: Clove MK III?
Listen - listen. I'm not saying it's likely. I'm just saying there's a chance.
Accusations
these people have no idea what they're talking about. i want my lawyer. i'm not saying anything else until i see my lawyer.
Accusations
Accusations
